Conversation

Yesterday, when I picked Brad up from kindergarten, here's the conversation that took place as soon as he got in the car...

Tannis: How was your day, Dumbhead?
Brad: Don't call me Dumbhead!
Tannis: Okay. How was your day, Stupidbutt?
Brad: Mom! Tannis is calling me names!
Me: Tannis, stop that, or you're going to have a time-out when we get home.
Tannis: That's fine because I can leave my time-out and walk out of my room whenever I want. Because my door doesn't have a lock on it.

Fun with Flour

This is what happens when the kids let us sleep in, and it's a little too quiet when we wake up...

Part 2 is that later that day, they snuck into the back room with scissors and gave each other haircuts...